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Skeleton

A lazy skeleton · 8 years ago

I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!

Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A close up of a cat's face with big eyes. The text reads "Human... are you awake?"

College

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

Argument

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A person is lying on the floor, looking distressed. The text says, "me laying in bed at 3 am when i realize i should've said something else in an argument i had in 2011".

Waking Up

Gummy gummy gummy bear · 7 months ago

Oh fuck no 💀

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The sender (green bubble) says, "I want to wake up with you the rest of my life". The receiver (grey bubble) replies, "I get up at 5 am". The sender immediately responds, "Nevermind".

Zombie Apocalypse

Swf · 1 year ago

The image is a four-panel meme showing how different people would react to a zombie apocalypse. The first panel, labeled 'Normal People,' shows a stick figure running away in fear. The second, labeled 'Gardeners,' displays a peashooter from the game Plants vs Zombies. The third, labeled 'Call of Duty Players,' shows a room with lots of guns and a person sleeping on a bed. The fourth, labeled 'Minecraft Players,' shows a sleeping Shaq with the text 'I sleep'.

Thought

Alastor Wade. · 2 years ago

Me when I’m trying to fall asleep:

A cartoon image of a character with red hair, sharp teeth, and a red suit holding a glass of champagne. Speech bubbles say: "If you think about it... Thinking about thinking is the hardest sort of thinking there is."

Monster

Cutepink · 2 years ago

Paranormal monsters be like:

The image shows a tall, dark figure with pale face and long, claw-like hands standing in a doorway. The text overlay reads "THE MOMENT YOU CATCH HIM SNEAKING MIDNIGHT" and "OOPS DIDN'T NOTICE YOU WOKE UP."

Kitten

Anonymous · 3 years ago

they are sleeping together an that is sooo cute and adorable

Two orange kittens are cuddling and sleeping in a blue blanket. The text “shutterstock.com - 1470598907” is visible at the bottom of the image.

Boy

Vector · 3 years ago

Me everyday

The image shows a boy with dark circles under his eyes, looking tired. Above his image, there is text that reads, "Did you sleep well?" followed by "Me:".

Binge watching

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A close up of a white dog's face looking up with tired, slightly crossed eyes and a silly grin. The text overlay reads "WHEN YOU'RE BINGE WATCHING A SHOW AT 2 A.M. AND YOU'RE LIKE... OK... JUST ONE MORE EPISODE".

Nap

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Comment this emoji 🤣 if you can relate

Spider-Man is doing a weird stretch in a cartoonish style in front of a brick wall. The image is captioned with the text: "When you wake up from a 3 hour nap and do that weird stretch thing."

Pajama

Big daddy2.0 · 3 years ago

Like if u sleep naked

A person with a funny face and a hat is looking at the camera. Text above the person reads "Bro its Pajama Day" and text below says "The kid who sleeps naked:".

Pretense

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A meme featuring a close-up image of a monkey with its eyes closed, appearing to be asleep or pretending to sleep. A lollipop or similar object is near its mouth, and it is behind a wire fence. The text above the image reads, "my father rubbing his dick on my face thinking that I'm asleep". Below the image, the text reads, "[I'm pretending]".

Bed

Swf · 2 years ago

The image shows a two-panel cartoon with a person labeled “Me” reaching for a yellow ball labeled “Sleeping”. The second panel shows “Me” still reaching for the sleeping ball, but now they are being grabbed from behind by a pink creature labeled “The crumbs on my bed that magically appeared.”

Morning

Shithead · 3 years ago

Me in the morning

The image shows two pictures in a before-and-after style. The upper image says: "SOME PEOPLE IN THE MORNING". It shows a woman standing in front of a window, arms reaching up. The lower image says: "ME". It shows a woman lying face down on the floor.

Chair

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A person's face is shown, they appear to have just woken up and are looking straight at the camera, the text says "me getting up in the middle of the night to stare at my chair with clothes on it because it looks like a person".

Mom

the taste of mommy's milk · 3 years ago

The image shows a white cat being held by a bright orange plush toy with a large eye. There is text on the left side of the image that says, "My mom: Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite. Me after accidentally sleeping loose:".

Nap

Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

A four-panel comic strip shows two ducks. In the first panel, one duck tells the other, "Champ, you look exhausted. Why don'tcha take a nap?" In the second panel, the other duck says, "I don't wanna! I hate naps!" The first duck responds with, "Wait...you...what...?" In the fourth panel, the second duck exclaims, "I just want- who hates naps?!"

Health

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A person in black pants, a white shirt and a cap is seen in a contorted pose on a golf course, holding a golf club. The text above the image reads: "Me: My back hurts, I wonder why. My sleeping position:".

Community talk

Sky

Didn't sleep last night! Took a nap at 10 something. Woke up feeling shitty. IDK anymore.

Wolf_luver

Gmmm everyone if ur up, and if ur not then sleep amazinggg, and if u do see this i hope u have an amazing rest of ur week :)

swaggerjagger

BROOOO i cant sleep for shitttt aghhhh

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