Butchery jokes
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass.
*on a date*
me - "I get to work with animals all day."
her - "How sweet! What do you do?"
me - "I'm a butcher."
I just found out my ex got stabbed today... let's just say I lost my job as a butcher.
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
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