Slang jokes

How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."

How do emos compliment each other?

They say, "I like your cuts g."

What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?

Mash potato.

Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?

He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.

MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”

In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.

What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?

He said, "Fuck this shit!"

What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.

What do you call a special police officer?

Officer down!

Duck my sick.

Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Yeah.

Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.