Slang jokes
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Lick my nut.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
Eshay.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
Willy bum.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
When the drip is sus.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
What is killing your friend called?
A homie-side.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
Can I put my balls in your jaws?