Slang jokes
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Lol.
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Deez nutz!
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰