Slang jokes
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 🪙 💶 💶 💸 💶 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰💰 👍 👍 👌 👌 😍 😍✌️✌️ 🌭 🍌 🕳
👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Yeah.
Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
Heh, what do you call two girls who love scissors?
Lesbians! Bahahah!
Innit.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
Butthole.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!