Slang jokes
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Memes
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
Lol.
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Deez nutz!
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
Ligma
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Ass cream.
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
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