He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
Slang Jokes
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
Ligma
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Ass cream.
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
pussi
I bOi jug go CMC?
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
Yeet.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
