Slang jokes
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Lol.
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Memes
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Deez nutz!
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Ass cream.
Ligma
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
pussi
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."