Suck on deez balls!
Slang Jokes
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
POV: you
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
we (DYM 55).
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Deez nuts eat nuts.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
