Slang jokes
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Yeah.
Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
Fuck jk.
Yo wsp?
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a lollipop?
A cocksucker.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."