Slang jokes
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
I (DYM 143).
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Nutty.
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Balls.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?