Slang jokes
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
pussi
I bOi jug go CMC?
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
Memes
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
Yeet.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
we (DYM 55).
Suck on deez balls!
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.