Slang jokes
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Ligma
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Ass cream.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
pussi
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
I bOi jug go CMC?
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
Yeet.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
Bros over hos.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!