Slang jokes
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
Ligma
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Ass cream.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
pussi
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
I bOi jug go CMC?
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
Yeet.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!