Slang jokes
Deez nutz!
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
ben woof
Ass cream.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
Ligma
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
pussi
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
I bOi jug go CMC?
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
Yeet.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.