Slang jokes
I bOi jug go CMC?
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
Yeet.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Bros over hos.
Memes
Is this tuff in 2023?
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
POV: you
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
we (DYM 55).
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.