Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
"Deznuts up your ass."
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
