Slang jokes
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
Suck on deez balls!
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
POV: you
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
we (DYM 55).
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
I have (I HAVE) bolas.