Slang jokes
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
Fuck jk.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
Y u gey, bruh?
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
Gay air.
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?