Slang jokes
My balls.
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
Yo wsp?
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Getting them back in the wheelchair.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.