Slang jokes
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.
But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"
Ballz!
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Big black ball sacks.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Butthole.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)