What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
Toes for hoes.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
Innit.
Glizzy?
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
