Slang jokes
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Your (DYM 36).
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
Y u gey, bruh?
"Me so cutie right?"
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
Gay air.
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.