Slang jokes
Nutty.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
I (DYM 143).
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
I have a little John.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Yeetus.
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.