Slang jokes
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
I can’t marmalade my cock into your mum’s arse.
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
Lol.
Nutty.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.