Slang jokes
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
Memes
Ballz!
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Big black ball sacks.
Butthole.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.