Slang jokes
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
I talk with a friend about something and there comes Quandangle, things with his shoes, and I'm just like, "Bro, what the heeeeel?"
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
pussi
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
I can’t marmalade my cock into your mum’s arse.
What is Jay?
Phat.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep