Slang jokes
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
Low taper fade
Lick my nut.
Your (DYM 31).
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
pussi
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
I can’t marmalade my cock into your mum’s arse.
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
What is Jay?
Phat.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.