Slang jokes
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
Gay air.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
Fuck jk.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
Y u gey, bruh?
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
we (DYM 55).
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.