Slang jokes
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Ballz!
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Memes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Big black ball sacks.
Butthole.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.