Slang jokes
What do you call a masculine lesbian who smokes weed?
A stoned butch.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
Like if you have nuts.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
My personal dictionary on google.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Q. What's a compulsive masturbator's favourite food?
A. Jackfruit
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"