Slang jokes
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
"Me so cutie right?"
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
If you eat pussy, and if you are what you eat, does that mean eating pussy makes you a pussy?
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
Clap em sis!
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!