Slang jokes
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Is this tuff in 2023?
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
Big black ball sacks.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
Kenya? Ligma balls!
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.