Slang jokes
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Nah, he got nailed...
Bros over hos.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Like (DYM 139).
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
Wiener.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.