Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
