Slang jokes
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.
But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Someone stole my balls :(
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Ballz!
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Big black ball sacks.
Butthole.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.