Slang jokes
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Big black ball sacks.
Butthole.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Memes
ben woof
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
Toes for hoes.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.