Slang jokes
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
Ballz!
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Big black ball sacks.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Butthole.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.