Slang jokes
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
Balls.
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Two plus two is four. Minus one, that's three, quick maths. Every day, man's on the block. Smoke trees (Ah). See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked). Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda). He's got the pumpy (Big ting). Hold tight, my man (My guy). He's got the frisbee (Few). I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh). Rice Krispies. Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G). On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes). You man thought I froze. I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin'). If she ain't on it, I ghost. Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam). You donut. Nose long like garden hose.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."