Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
"Deznuts up your ass."
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
