Slang jokes
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Ballz!
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Memes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Big black ball sacks.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Butthole.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
Toes for hoes.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.