Slang jokes
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
Deez nuts, ahaha!
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
Gay shit.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
What do you call a masculine lesbian who smokes weed?
A stoned butch.
Ya momma is sus.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
Doin (DYM 8).
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!