Slang jokes
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Memes
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
Ballz!
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Big black ball sacks.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Butthole.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.