Slang jokes
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
I bOi jug go CMC?
Yurrrrrrr?
Ligma
POV: you
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Nah, he got nailed...
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
When the drip is sus.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Bros over hos.
Like (DYM 139).
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!