Slang jokes
Nick sucks dick.
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
Y'all ass fr fr.
I (DYM 117)
Your (DYM 43).
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
Suck on deez balls!
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
BLM = Bang local MILFs.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."