Slang jokes
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
Ligma.
Balls.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Doin (DYM 8).
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.