Slang jokes
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
Six one.
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
Ethan should give me an Australian kiss 🤭
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
Oof.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
Haha, balls hahaha!
Can I get a Hoyah?
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
Can I get a HOYA?
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.