Slang jokes
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
Your (DYM 47).
Big (DYM 78).
Heh, what do you call two girls who love scissors?
Lesbians! Bahahah!
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Ass cream.
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
Your sense of humor is like being a short bus kid: it's retarded.
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Doin (DYM 38).
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
Your (DYM 13).