Slang jokes
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
bro didnt even get the words right
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
Suck on deez balls!
BLM = Bang local MILFs.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Know (DYM 24).
I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.
Lick my nut.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
Nick sucks dick.
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.