Slang jokes
Butthole.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
Toes for hoes.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Memes
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
Innit.
Glizzy?
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.