Slang jokes
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
Memes
ben woof
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
Toes for hoes.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.