Slang jokes
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
pussi
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Six one.
Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!
Is this tuff in 2023?
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Oof.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
Can I get a Hoyah?
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.