Slang jokes
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
Someone stole my balls :(
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
Memes
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
Ballz!
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Big black ball sacks.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Butthole.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
Toes for hoes.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
Innit.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!