Slang jokes
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
Ballz!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Memes
ben woof
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Big black ball sacks.
Butthole.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Toes for hoes.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.