Slang jokes
I have ligma.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
NONCE
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.