Slang jokes
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
NONCE
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Yeah.
Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.
Oof.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
Butthole.