Slang jokes
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
pussi
Lol.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!