Slang jokes
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.