Slang jokes
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
pussi
Lol.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"