Slang jokes

Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!

He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer.

Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

How do skeletons have sex?

They bone each other.