Slang jokes
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
What is Jay?
Phat.
Gay shit.
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
pussi
Lol.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.