Slang jokes

Me: It smells like good fam.

Friend: What's good fam?

Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?

What's that stupid girl in your class called?

Thot.

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.

Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!

I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.

Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Yeah.

Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.

Oof.

What do you call a redneck on fire?

A fire cracker.

Butthole.

Yeetus.

Ligma.

Balls.

Yeet.

What do women and airplanes have in common?

A cockpit.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?

Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.

I'm dead! 😂💀💀

Duck my sick.

Why did the farmer go to the strip club?

Because he was looking for his hoe.

What do you call a dick playing badminton?

A shuttlecock.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!