Slang jokes
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
Duck my sick.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
What is Jay?
Phat.
Gay shit.
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.