Slang jokes
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
pussi
Lol.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”