Slang jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
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He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
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What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.