Slang jokes
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Yeet? Yeet yeet yeet!
Eggshausted.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
Balls.
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Nick sucks dick.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM!
What is killing your friend called?
A homie-side.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.