Slang jokes
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Nick sucks dick.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM!
What is killing your friend called?
A homie-side.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
DEEZ NUTS!
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Y u gey, bruh?
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.