Slang jokes
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
Butthole.
Yeetus.
Ligma.
Balls.
Yeet.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
Duck my sick.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
What is Jay?
Phat.