Slang jokes
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
Deez nuts, ahaha!
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
I bOi jug go CMC?
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.