Slang jokes
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Gay air.
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Yeet? Yeet yeet yeet!
Eggshausted.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
Balls.
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"