Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Slang Jokes
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
Two plus two is four. Minus one, that's three, quick maths. Every day, man's on the block. Smoke trees (Ah). See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked). Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda). He's got the pumpy (Big ting). Hold tight, my man (My guy). He's got the frisbee (Few). I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh). Rice Krispies. Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G). On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes). You man thought I froze. I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin'). If she ain't on it, I ghost. Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam). You donut. Nose long like garden hose.
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
straight (DYM 56)
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
we (DYM 55).
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
Doin (DYM 49).
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
Your (DYM 47).
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
Your (DYM 43).
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
