Slang jokes
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
When the drip is sus.
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
Deez nuts eat nuts.
Yo wsp?
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"