Slang jokes
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
That's kinda sus, you know?
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
Big (DYM 78).
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
Two plus two is four. Minus one, that's three, quick maths. Every day, man's on the block. Smoke trees (Ah). See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked). Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda). He's got the pumpy (Big ting). Hold tight, my man (My guy). He's got the frisbee (Few). I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh). Rice Krispies. Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G). On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes). You man thought I froze. I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin'). If she ain't on it, I ghost. Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam). You donut. Nose long like garden hose.
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
straight (DYM 56)