Slang jokes
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
I (DYM 143).
Ass cream.
Like (DYM 139).
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
What is a chode?
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
I (DYM 117)
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.