Slang jokes
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
we (DYM 55).
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
Doin (DYM 49).
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
Your (DYM 47).
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
Your (DYM 43).
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
Doin (DYM 38).
Your (DYM 36).
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Your (DYM 29).
Know (DYM 24).
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Fuck jk.
Your (DYM 31).
Doin (DYM 20).