What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
Lookin' (DYM 91)
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
That's kinda sus, you know?
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
Two plus two is four. Minus one, that's three, quick maths. Every day, man's on the block. Smoke trees (Ah). See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked). Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda). He's got the pumpy (Big ting). Hold tight, my man (My guy). He's got the frisbee (Few). I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh). Rice Krispies. Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G). On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes). You man thought I froze. I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin'). If she ain't on it, I ghost. Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam). You donut. Nose long like garden hose.
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
