Slang jokes
Ya momma is sus.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
lolo.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
Suck on deez balls!
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"