Slang jokes
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Gay air.
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.