Slang jokes
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
Deez nuts, ahaha!
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
I bOi jug go CMC?
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.