What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
