Slang jokes
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Ballz!
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
I have a little John.