Slang jokes
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Ballz!
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
I have a little John.
Balls in your jaws.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!
"Me so cutie right?"
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Big black ball sacks.