Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
"Deznuts up your ass."
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Glizzy?
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Innit.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What is smegma name?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Wiener.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
