Skeleton jokes
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Shresh
I've done a ton of work today.
A SKELE-ton of work!
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
I got some from suggestions, research, etc. etc. Just to illuminate you.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.
Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain? He could feel it in his bones!
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.