Skeleton jokes
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
I've done a ton of work today.
A SKELE-ton of work!
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!