Skeleton

Skeleton jokes

Road

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

It didn't have the guts to do it.

Bone

Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.

Bone

What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!

Dance

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.

Sex

What do you call skeletons having sex?

When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.

Movie

Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?

He had no body to go with.

Mother

Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?

A: Because it gives her more work!

Place

What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?

The SPA-ghetti!

*insert ba dum tss here*

Music

Why don't skeletons play music at the church?

Because they don't have any organs.