Skeleton jokes
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Memes
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
I've done a ton of work today.
A SKELE-ton of work!
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.