Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
I once met a skeleton, I asked if I could tell him a joke, he agreed, I told him it, he found it quite “humerus”.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
what do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day? a lazy bones!
What is a skeletons favorite food???
Ribs.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter? Cause they broke all his "FUNNY BONES!"
what do skeletons do with thier organs they organise them
What did one skeleton say to another? . . . . ...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones
why did the yeet yeet ? it yeeted!
Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want ,but I've got thick skin.
Why didn't the skeleton to to the party? Because he's had no BODY to go with!
Why cant the Skeleton Go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens? A: They fall. (They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
this will take a ton of time. A skele-ton
why did the skeleton cross the road to prove he had guts :)
What did the skeleton play when je joined the band? A tromBONE