Skeleton jokes
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
I've done a ton of work today.
A SKELE-ton of work!
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.