Skeleton jokes
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
I've done a ton of work today.
A SKELE-ton of work!
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!