Skeleton jokes
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain? He could feel it in his bones!
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
Wanna hear a joke? Your face.
GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)