Skeleton jokes
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
I've done a ton of work today.
A SKELE-ton of work!
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!