Skeleton jokes
I'm gay.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
What is your favorite name?
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
I've done a ton of work today.
A SKELE-ton of work!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.