Skeleton jokes
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Memes
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.