Skeleton jokes
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
Shresh
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!