Skeleton jokes
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.