Skeleton jokes
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Memes
Shresh
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!