I got some from suggestions, research, etc etc. Just to ilLUNATE you.
im gay
why did the skeleton did not cross the road
beaucuse it did not have the gusts
whydid the skeleton eat tacos?
because he was hungry.
Papyrus:sans your jokes are bad! Sans:I don’t care I got thick skin
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball. Because he didn't have the guts to do it
How does a skeleton kill a bug? They SOCKET!
Someone:hey are you a skeleton? A skeleton: course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans
I maybe not that gppd with puns on this site but I got a SKELE-TON of jokes. Hey what's the matter pal, is there something crawling UNDER your skin
Sans: why couldn't the skeleton go to prom Papyrus: Why. AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!! Sans: Sorry didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
what did the skeleton say to shrek? jump on me I can have two layers of skin to
Yeet
I have a skeleTON of jokes but none of them are very humerous.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore? He didn't have the heart to put into it.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain? "Because he felt it in his bones?" No He read the weather app you idiot.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin He was always skull-king around
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
What do you Call A Skeletons egg?.... A eggiBONE
What is your favourite name
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise
