Skeleton jokes
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Shresh
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!