Skeleton jokes
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Shresh
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!