why do dogs like skeletons : cuz there boneheads
what does a skeleton call their great grand parents a fossil
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?" "It didn't have the guts."
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles
Wtf did you think he’d it with
why did the skeleton cross the road to prove he had guts :)
what do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day? a lazy bones!
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
