What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
what did the skelaton say when he well on his funny he laugh
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shin-gles!
A skeleton had a job interview but he looked messy
I had to fix his COLLARbone
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road. It didn't have the guts to do it.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An UN-ARMED skeleton
What is the skeletons favorited car?
: a zamBONEy
What's a skeleton's favorite meme? Ken Bone
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and to lazy to get his butt off the couch.
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Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no-body to go with.
Q:why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water? A:because it gives her more work!
I've done a ton of work today A SKELE-Ton of work
What does skeleton said after dinner Bon-e Appétit
what is the skelitons faverite insterment. a zilabone
what does we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels. a skele-TON
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock bones
What type of place would papyrus hang out at
The SPA-ghetti
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