Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
Why are skeletons so calm?
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
I got some from suggestions, research, etc. etc. Just to illuminate you.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
