Skeleton jokes
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
I got some from suggestions, research, etc. etc. Just to illuminate you.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.