Skeleton jokes
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Somebody stole my joke.
So I stole their spinal cord.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!