Skeleton jokes
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
I got some from suggestions, research, etc. etc. Just to illuminate you.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.