During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
