What do you call a person with no nose and no body
Nobody knows
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
What type of place would papyrus hang out at
The SPA-ghetti
*insert ba dum tss here*
why did the skeleton cross the road? to get ta skull.
So your human huh well Im a skeleton so not much gets under my skin
Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
What are skeletons so calm?
My Jokes Are Pretty Bone-arifick if i say so my self Hehhehe...Get it?
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
Why Did The Skeleton Have No Friends? He Was A Boner! Heheheh! Ah, See Ya Soon Kiddo. Im Goin On Break. Ill Give You Some Fried Snow Later!
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Sans: why did the skeleton go to the party? Papyrus: Why? S: cause he was too fat and ugly P:AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Why did the skeleton feel alone? He was BONEsome
*sans*:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
Q:why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke? A: he broke his funny bone!
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: doctor doctor i broke my leg The doctor said: i see...
Wanna hear a joke? Your face. GET DUNKED ONNNNNN
