Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules? He was BONE tiba wild
Sans:Hey frisk why didn't the skeleton go to the dance. Frisk:Why didn't he go to the dance. Sans:Cause he had no body to dance with!
Why doesn't a skeleton to dance. Because he had no body to dance with. Lol sans
Friend 1- How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain? Me- He could feel it in his bones Friend 1- No, he read the forcast you fucking idiot
Heheh ;3
wat did te skeleton say to te oter skeleton ive ot a bone to pick wit you
tat was a real rib tickler ive ot a skeleTON more of te skelePUNS
Someone:hey are you a skeleton? A skeleton: course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine ro do this.
What is your favourite name
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I maybe not that gppd with puns on this site but I got a SKELE-TON of jokes. Hey what's the matter pal, is there something crawling UNDER your skin
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon. "What the heck are you doing here?" "I couldn't sleep."
How do skeletons make love? They bone each other!
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon? The cow didn’t make it
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball. Because he didn't have the guts to do it
getting hurt is a bone breaking experience it's such a spine tingling event
How much work does a skeleton get done? A SKELE-TON
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock bones
Why Didnt The Skeleton Go To Prom?
He Was Dead. You Fool. You Fell For My Trick. Im Very Heartless-
Oh Wait
YOU FOOL-
