Skeleton jokes
Why are skeletons so calm?
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Somebody stole my joke.
So I stole their spinal cord.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
Wanna hear a joke? Your face.
GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!