What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone Apetit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
What's a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A Trombone.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
Two skeleton brothers are talking.
1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"
2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
