Skeleton

Skeleton jokes

What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?

"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"

What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?

A skele-TON!

You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!

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  • One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.

    What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?

    Two skeleton brothers are talking.

    1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"

    2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"