Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone Apetit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
What's a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A Trombone.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!