Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
How do skeletons make love? They bone each other!
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock bones
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.