Size jokes

Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.

"You're fat as a cow."

"......."

"Nope."

Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!

Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

What is 6 inches and has nuts?

A Snickers bar.

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!

I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.

Me: Hi Kallen.

Kallen: Hi.

Me: You're too big to fit in my car.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.