Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.