Size jokes

"You're fat as a cow."

"......."

"Nope."

Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.

I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.

Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

What is 6 inches and has nuts?

A Snickers bar.

Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.

Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.