Size jokes

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

What is 6 inches and has nuts?

A Snickers bar.

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.

Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.