Size jokes

I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.

Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

What is 6 inches and has nuts?

A Snickers bar.

Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.

Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"

You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!