Size jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

What is 6 inches and has nuts?

A Snickers bar.

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

Me: Hi Kallen.

Kallen: Hi.

Me: You're too big to fit in my car.

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.

Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"

I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.

Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!