Size jokes
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Biggest balls?
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said, "I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we're there, I'd also like to take our relationship to the next level." "I'm there," the boy replied.
The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked, "Do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?" The boy replied, "I plan on getting busy all weekend. I'm not gonna stop pounding her till I'm black and blue. Give me the family pack." "Sure thing," said the pharmacist.
That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. The girl's father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, "You never told me that you were so religious." The boy replied, "You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist."
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.