Size jokes
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
I'M SHORTTT!
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
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Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.