Size jokes
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
Levi and Andrew are fat.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.