Size jokes

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

Mijn penis is lang lmao.

I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.

Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.

Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.

Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

Teacher: This assignment is big.

Student (male): I have something that's big.

Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.

Hi guys, I'm back, and YES, two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy!

So the prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, dye, and a toothbrush that is not yours >:) So you are going to put the dye in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say, "Here. I got your toothbrush ready for you." Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they cannot hit you once they taste it.

Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you, and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below, so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry, Prankster, if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys, and here is that joke I told you about :)

Yo mama is so fat, when she got in the car, the wheels popped.

So I know this was not the best joke, and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.

What do you call a fat midget?

A pig.

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.