Size jokes
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama so fat that your mama so fat, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that your mamas just fat.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
I'M SHORTTT!
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"