Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
