Size jokes
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
Travis has baby hands.