Size jokes
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Travis has baby hands.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Calculate my dick, virgins!
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.