Size jokes
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
Yo mama so fat, cow!
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.