Size jokes
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
Yo mama so fat, cow!
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.