Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.