Size jokes
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Small People.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
Yo mama so fat, cow!
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.