Size jokes
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
I tried phone sex once. But the holes were too small.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
You are the reason double doors were invented.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.