Size jokes
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!
Yo momma so fat!
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.