Size jokes
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!
Yo momma so fat!
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.