Size jokes

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?

A party popper.

Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Why did the big rose say to the little rose?

"Hi, bud."

If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.

Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.

Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.

Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.

Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!

You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.

Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.

A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...

Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???

Child: Both.

I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.

When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.