Size jokes
Big
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!