Size

Size jokes

Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!

If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.

My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."

Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.