Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.