Size jokes

Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!

Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

Q: Why is it good being an orphan?

A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.