Situation jokes
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
Here's a joke: Your life.
Me when:
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
There was a woman sitting with me.
I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.
I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
Two nuns were sitting on a bench. A flasher flashed them, and one of the nuns had a stroke... but the other one was too far away :)
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.