Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Situation Jokes
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."
And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
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We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
