Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
A Horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
I left my dog at home once and when I came home it was a mess, lets say I was in a RUFF situation
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?
You wave at him.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didnt sit with yanely and jasmine at lunch. funny joke huh
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow? He got a pat on the head
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy "What's going on here!?" He exclaims. The wife replies "See, I told you he was stupid."
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection"... But she did.
