Situation jokes
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
"Like if u cry everytime."
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
Me: *stabs vampire*
Wife: omg
Me: *beats vampire to death*
Wife: OMG
Me: What?
Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!
Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
Moment and I
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"
The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"
The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"
The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."