I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
He was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city hall in French, and then on his way to be a good friend of the situation in the city, as he had been fixed in a few hours of the situation in which he was walking. I will never shiver at the sight [of] words.
There lived a jackal in a forest. He did not get the day's food, so he was very hungry and wandered throughout the forest, but could not find any food. Finally, he decided to go to the city. As he was walking into the city, he heard some dogs bark. Soon, he found a group of dogs running towards him, so he rushed into a nearby house which belonged to a dyer and fell into a tub filled with blue dye. The dogs that were chasing him returned back as they could not find him. The jackal came out blue from the tub and went into the forest. Every animal in the forest was frightened to see a new animal. The jackal realized that all animals were afraid of him and took advantage of the situation. He called the animals towards him. The jackal said, "Oh my dear friends, I have been sent by gods in heaven to protect you all. I will be the king of this jungle." All the animals became very happy. Everyday they served him food and took care of all his needs. They came to him with all their problems and listened to what their king said. One day as the king jackal was sitting by the court, he heard a pack of jackals howling in the forest. For a long time, he had not heard these voices. He felt very happy, forgetting he was the king, he howled back immediately. All the animals knew who he really was and started chasing him in anger, but the jackal was already on the run.
