Situation jokes
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Paralyzed Man: *gets up* I’m out of here!
Blind Man: Did that paralyzed man just get up?
Deaf Man: Did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up?
Mute Man: Did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Dead Man: Did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say did that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Doctor: *calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency?
Doctor: Yes, uh, a “normal” person just said that did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up?
911 service: *hangs up*
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.