Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
Me: *stabs vampire*
Wife: omg
Me: *beats vampire to death*
Wife: OMG
Me: What?
Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!
Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Moment and I
I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.