New Sister Jokes - Page 6 - Worst Jokes Ever

I gave my sister and compliment and say she's pretty than while she was saying thanks I said pretty ugly.

Me: you are pretty her: thanks me: pretty ugly

I got a ps5 for my nine year old sister. At the time I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sisters knickers the other day, it wouldn’t of been so bad but she’s was wearing them at the time, it made the rest of the funeral so awkward

Sister- why do shampoo have directions

Me- cause God made you

Suck

So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.

Your sister so stupid when she saw Mountain Dew she went the top of a mountain do get it

Hi are you even my sister.yes I am. No you not because you never even existed as my sister

After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister are the flesh of the fallen

your sister is so stupid she only thinks a onion will make people cry.

so i throw a coconut at her

you and your sister always get into a fight a she says "i dont care" then you say right away "about you"

My sister’s birthday is on 9-11, when she opened her presents she jumped up with explosion

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry

How do you know if your sisters on her period?

Your dads dick tastes funny.

What’s worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dads wedding ring inside her.

Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭 Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy 😵

Yo little sister pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE

you know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?" How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?

One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV His daughter comes in and says "dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! Its because when you were born a rose peddle fell on your head." "Cool" Rose said.

The second daughter walked in and said "dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied,"Oh! its because when you were a baby, a daisy peddle fell on your head." "Awesome" Daisy said.

The third daughter came in and said "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"