I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I’m a flamingo…

What’s the difference between black people and snow tires?

Snow tires don’t sing when you put chains on them.

What rock has four men that don’t sing?

One Direction

Why did Stephen hawking go on to Britain’s got talent. To sing

What do you call a musician 👩‍🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?

A popsinger.

What does it sound when a dragon sings? A fire alarm

Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!

when a kinderX=MsgBox(“you do not have permission to delete this item”,2+64,“error”)the abcsgarten teacher askes a kid to sing alphabet he said ab3defg teacher said do you like 3d he said yeah teacher yelled ok do you have a3ds yeah he said teacher goes ito his bag and sais say abcs or your 3ds will be destroyed he says ab3defghijlmnopqrs oh he learned well the teacher thrw the 3ds out the window the kid gets it and it still wirks then he googles abcs it goes to youtube and says abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz teacher is proud of the 3ds the class went home tekll ing pa

everyone when we’re in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: Happy birthday to you…, Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear____, happy birthday to u Me in the background: Happy deathday to you…, Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!..

I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, “HECK NO” then ran off I follow it while still singing “BABY COME HOME TO ME!!”

Boy: can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: if you sing the abcs. Boy: abcdefghijklmnorstuvwxyz! Teacher: where’s the p? The boys answer: in my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)

what song does Saturn sing ?

'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it ’

4 cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the 4 Cs Quartet since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine. They discovered how they could win. After a discussion they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.

i thought my wife was joking when she said she was gunna leave me because i wouldn’t stop singing “im a believer” but then i saw her face

What is 50 cents least favorite store

The dollar store

What does Drake call his rake

  Da - Rake

What Do You Sing On a Dead Person’s Birthday? Happy Death-Day To You

What fish sings A tune-a

If you’ve been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet

My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public I said maybe