Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans. When she gets home his husband puts a blindfold on hair and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes of the blind fold the lady sees 12 people with pegs on there nose singing happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
I always knew that Maranda sings was orbiting Uranus
Lionel- Leona please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song Leona - but I love my song right Fuzzy Fuzzy Bear- I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song - Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel Lionel- AHHHHHHH
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?" The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "we are family"
Period: Guess who’s back... back again... Me: Ugh, can we not do this today? Period: I can come back in 9 months? Me: Keep fucking singing.
Why can’t the anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke? : because every time she sang the line “fire away” some one starting shooting!
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
What song can't Orphans sing? "Sweet home Alabama"
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings abc 123 get your fat ass off of me !!!!
let it go, LET IT GO! Blablablabla whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blablablabla my mom never bothered me anyway
I'm bored 😴 so thats why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted ur time
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
Alven and the chimpmunks commit war crimes
Fella walks past a mental hospital, there all out in the garden behind this big fence . All SHOUTING 13 13 13 13. Ect Over and over again ..
This fella is intrigued sees a little hole in the fence Looks through it .. GETS FUCKING POKED STRAIGHT IN THE EYE ..
Then they all start singing
14 14 14 14 14 14 ;)
Minecraft YouTube but I can sing Believer!
YouTube but I making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft Videos and a upload.
Ooohh! To try it and a upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me you told me you told me you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go in to the.
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, Knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, Axe it's head.
Axe it's head defeat him.
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what do you call an orphan that sings a solo
