How do turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill withers
Yo mama so short she wakes up everyday in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical.
I once heard my dad shout I'm going to be like frozen and let it go then I heard a gunshot
Why can’t blind people sing that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics
Yo mama's so ugly and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
Your mom sings "It's the final countdown" while pooping.
