What does Drake call his rake
Da - Rake
Where do you find a cow with no legs? right where you left it!!!
What Do You Sing On a Dead Person's Birthday? Happy Death-Day To You
What fish sings A tune-a
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public I said maybe
have you ever heard steven hawkings sing? “head, shoulders, wheels and frames wheels and frames”
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
What do you call an elf that sings: A Wrapper
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
sing I was riding my bike down the road! When a car started comin, I started runnin It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass. ;)
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita" , and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit and the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"
I was in my car listing to my radio steve windwood's song came on just roll with baby I said that must be one of steven hawkings favorate songs he sings to his girlfrined
What is it called when a cow sing, a lawsuit.
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?", he asks. "Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away
Why did the pervert sing Gucci Gang? Because a woman just gave him a lil pump
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!!!
*sing in music lesson* i want to die, i want to die, i want to choke myself, break my neck and die.
