Singer jokes
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
Memes
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.