Singer jokes
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?
She rearranged all the furniture.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
I'm going to do a song that's called "Falling" by Trevor Daniel... so here it goes.
My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything Talk to me, I need to hear you need me like I need ya Fall for me, I wanna know you feel how I feel for you, love Before you, baby, I was numb, drowned out pain by pouring up Speeding fast on the run, never want to get caught up Now you the one that I'm calling Swore that I'd never fall again, don't think I'm just talking I think I might go all in, no exceptions, girl, I need ya Think I'm out of my mind, 'cause I can't get enough Only one that I give my time, 'cause I got eyes for ya Might make an exception for ya, 'cause I been feeling ya Think I might be out of my mind, I think that you're the one My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything I'll never give my all again 'Cause I'm sick of falling down When I open up and give my trust They find a way to break it down Tear me up inside, and you break me down.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.