Singer jokes
I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.
"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.