Singer jokes
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
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Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.