What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys đ
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Whatâs Michael Jacksonâs favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier? âHe/he.â
Whatâs the only positive thing about Freddie Mercuryâs death?
The HIV test results.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
Sydney Drake is hot. âđ€đ„șđ©
Whatâs the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Whatâs an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
