Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch.
Because it was over 10 years old.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys đ
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer. I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body
Where did Michael Jackson go to college? Bring 'em Young.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?Shhhhhhh this might hurt a little.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
What is Michael Jackson's favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
How do turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill withers
Why did the pervert sing Gucci Gang? Because a woman just gave him a lil pump
Whatâs the only positive thing about Freddie Mercuryâs death? The HIV test results.
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What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium
Whatâs a emos favourite singer Slash
Ariana Grande was in the store and when she pustest her groecy she said "Thank you, next"
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier? âHe/he.â
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
Look, Bono is a great guy. But shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Whatâs the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan
He has family ties
What did the lady say to michael jackson at the beach? Excuse me, your in my sun(son)
