What did micheal Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing never gonna gove you up?
You get PRICKrolled.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
why did micheal jackson get away with it? because he's a smooth criminal
Things to kids: Dragapult:Ooh, look! Some ammo A Good Parent: My baby Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out boys 2 men wasn't a delivery service
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael jackson
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
Olivia Rodrigo
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window? He was airing his blanket.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Me: Now knowing why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured is out.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breath taking.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
What does white castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
