Singer jokes
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."