Singer jokes
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
this one hurts
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?
Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.