Radiohead had to remake Fake Plastic Trees after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing never gonna gove you up?
You get PRICKrolled.
why did micheal jackson get away with it? because he's a smooth criminal
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
Things to kids: Dragapult:Ooh, look! Some ammo A Good Parent: My baby Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael jackson
What do you call a musician 👩‍🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window? He was airing his blanket.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Me: Now knowing why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured is out.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breath taking.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
Why foes Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise. Because of all the boys he'll see.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson favorite town? Boise
What does white castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out boys 2 men wasn't a delivery service
Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe
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