How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker Face.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy
what song does Saturn sing ?
'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it '
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white
Kid with Cancer: When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer.
Nure: *Laughs*
Kid: Why are you laughing?
Nurse: When I get OLDER.
Proceeds to laugh.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door? She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
What does micheal jackson and a rock have in commen?
The are both hard
Why dont adele swim properly? Because shes rolling in the deep🤽♂️
What did niki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch.
Because it was over 10 years old.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college? Bring 'em Young.
Why does michael jackson like chef boyardee? He likes the little balls
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?Shhhhhhh this might hurt a little.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
Why did the pervert sing Gucci Gang? Because a woman just gave him a lil pump
