Singer jokes
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."
Nurse: *Laughs*
Kid: "Why are you laughing?"
Nurse: "When I get OLDER."
Proceeds to laugh.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Olivia Rodrigo