Singer jokes
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.