I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."
Nurse: *Laughs*
Kid: "Why are you laughing?"
Nurse: "When I get OLDER."
Proceeds to laugh.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
