Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."
Nurse: *Laughs*
Kid: "Why are you laughing?"
Nurse: "When I get OLDER."
Proceeds to laugh.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
