Singer jokes
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Memes
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."
Nurse: *Laughs*
Kid: "Why are you laughing?"
Nurse: "When I get OLDER."
Proceeds to laugh.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.