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Michael Jackson

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

Store

Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"

Death

What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?

The HIV test results.

Pronoun

What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?

“He/he.”

Guy

Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.

Orphan

What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?

He has family ties.

Reaction

One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.

Direction

I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...

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  • Masturbation

    Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?

    Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.