Singer jokes
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
Memes
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What kind of drinks does Michael Joseph Jackson like to drink? Boysenberry tea-hee-hee, and tea-hee-hee.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.