Singer jokes
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Memes
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!