What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
