What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
whats black and screams stevie wonder answering the iron
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean? Billie Jean is not my lover.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Ariana Grande
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
