Singer jokes
What's the difference between me and Elliot Yamin?
I will not be waiting for you.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
this one hurts
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?
She rearranged all the furniture.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.