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Singer Jokes
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
