Singer jokes
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.
"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.