Singer jokes

What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?

They are both hard.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?

"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."

After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"

Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?

Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

Ariana Grande

Justin Bieber

Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.

What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.

Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."

Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?

He was airing his blanket.

Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.

What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?

Little Seizures.

What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)

Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.