how do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize
What show do gay men watch?
2 and a Half Men!
Lol at this one fellas! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who use to say who loves orange soda Kel loves orange soda yes i do doooooo oh yes oh yes oh yes i dooooooo? Kel Mitchell from kenan and kel.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
wanna see a joke i found? *show mior*
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,"Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders"
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P U. U. U. U N. N. N. N S. S. S. S
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common “They are all very tearable” he replied Well, there is one person who gets it!
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application, I asked him to show me his skills and experience but he just started diving and asking for pens and tapins, I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky: You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that! The girl, showing her arm: Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!
Why can’t I drive? Cuz my dad never showed me how yet
“ when the ugliest cat looked at you“ then you search up the ugliest thing in the world” you show up
Have you watched the the show Naked and Afraid? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
What show do orphans hate? American Dad
The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
What did the plane say to the twin towers? - Lmao, you twins don't know how to play jenga. here let me show you how (BOOM) ;)
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it? God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child*
