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Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?

Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.

The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.

My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

If a mentally challenged person shows up late,

Is it ok to call him tardy?

Your mama is so nasty.

She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.

The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast,

honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.

Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?

That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?

God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!

Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"

Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*

What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?

Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

Me: You have terrible jokes.

Mum: Shows me a mirror.

Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.

A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?

"Full House".

What TV series do orphans hate?

"House, M.D."

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)