Jimmy Savile should have presented Pop off the Tops instead of Top of the Pops.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
What did the plane say to the twin towers? - Lmao, you twins don't know how to play jenga. here let me show you how (BOOM) ;)
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that show knows are KFC.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
full house
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
Itβs not like they can watch it anyway: itβs PG.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast,
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
